Hell Welcomes the Summer Heat!

Here we are at another eternally hot Summer! Though Hell is open all year to you mere mortals, we realize many of you prefer not to brave that horrid white stuff in the winter months. So here we've been happily swan diving from Brimstone Cliffs into Lakes of Fire anticipating this hot season to begin, and for you to merge from your comforters and fuzzy slippers to come see us. Believe it or not, one cannot catch a proper tan in Hell without getting burned. However, for a change we've emerged top side to poke more fun with you (sometimes at you) in Hell, Michigan. It's been some slow few months, but we are eternally grateful the crowds have returned. We're ready to serve more ice cream, stock up on more of the punny tshirts, and most of all, playing pranks on more of you gullible guys and gals. That being said, we eagerly await your arrival! Just follow the road that's paved with good intentions named Patterson Lake. 

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