WELCOME TO HELL!
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SCREAMS SOUVENIRS FROM HELL & HELLOWEEN
Complete your destination to Hell with one of our hysterical souvenirs! Tell your friends you've been to Hell and back with one of our T-shirts, coffee mugs, shot glasses, beer steins, patches, pins, unique Halloween items, and so much more! View our online shop HERE
And for our Veterans and active duty military, we thank you! Enjoy 10% off on everything at Screams, every day. As the owner is a disabled Veteran himself, born and raised near the Gates of Hell, we are known for continuous support of nonprofit Veteran organizations throughout the country. THE CREAMATORY AT SCREAMS
Come enjoy delicious Hershey's ice cream served with fresh made waffle cones! If you devour the Gravedigger Sundae, we assume no responsibility for your demise, but we will sign, seal, and singe your Death Certificate!
DAMNATION UNIVERSITY
Hell is home to the prestigious Damnation University. This institution of higher learning awards over 100 different types of degrees. Come receive your Dam U Diploma at Screams Souvenirs from Hell & Helloween. Start HERE
BE MAYOR OF HELL
Elections are held when Hell
freezes over, but people do have the opportunity to serve as mayor for a day. This unique honor makes a fun gift! To reserve your day as Mayor of Hell, click HERE PUTT-PUTT MINI-GOLF
Come with friends and family to have an adventure on Hell's unique Putt-Putt golf course! Handicap accessible.
Adults (11 years old to old as dirt), $6 Children (5 to 10 years old), $4 4 and under, FREE Step into Screams Souvenirs from Hell & Helloween to get started. THE GATES OF HELL
Where else on this Earth can you go through The Gates of Hell?
LOCKS OF LOVE BRIDGE
Lock your love in on our infamous bridge with other damned lovers and throw away the key in the Hell Creek River! Locks can be purchased in Screams Souvenirs from Hell & Helloween or online HERE
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GET MARRIED IN HELL
After all, a marriage that starts in Hell has no place to go but up!
To reserve Hell's Chapel of Love, get started HERE BUY A PIECE OF HELL
Become an official property owner of Hell, Michigan. Yes, you can buy your own square inch of Hell and become part of the elite group of individuals known as the Hell Landowner's Society. Give the unique gift of Hell to surprise that hard-to-shop-for person on your list! Find it HERE
SCATTERING YARD
Celebrate their humor, or love for the area, by scattering their cremated remains here in Hell, Michigan. Ashes must be released by you in person. We charge $60 and you will receive a certificate by mail to commemorate the ceremony. 100% of the profits are used toward memorial flowers for Veteran gravesites across the US.
Start HERE CANOE & KAYAK RENTAL
Rent a canoe or kayak for the day. Paddle around Hell along a beautiful chain of lakes in the Pinckney Recreation Area. Start HERE
OFFICIAL POST OFFICE
We BURN and SINGE every piece of mail.
Send your friends or family a postcard from our Official Hell Post Office inside Hell Hole Diner or send them out from inside Screams Souvenirs from Hell & Helloween. BUS TOURS
Bring your tour
to Hell! Call (734) 878-2233 for more information. SMITTY'S HELL SALOON
Quench your thirst when in Hell at the newly renovated Hell Saloon. Plus live music, special events, and sinfully awesome food!
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