WELCOME TO HELL!

SCREAMS SOUVENIRS FROM HELL & HELLOWEEN

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Complete your destination to Hell with one of our hysterical souvenirs! Tell your friends you've been to Hell and back with one of our T-shirts, coffee mugs, shot glasses, beer steins, patches, pins, unique Halloween items, and so much more! View our online shop HERE

​And for our Veterans and active duty military, we thank you! Enjoy 10% off on everything at Screams, every day. As the owner is a disabled Veteran himself, born and raised near the Gates of Hell, we are known for continuous support of nonprofit Veteran organizations throughout the country.

THE CREAMATORY AT SCREAMS

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Come enjoy delicious Hershey's ice cream served with fresh made waffle cones! If you devour the Gravedigger Sundae, we assume no responsibility for your demise, but we will sign, seal, and singe your Death Certificate!

OPENING SOON:
​THE SMOKE DOCTOR

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​The Smoke Doctor will be opening soon for dining, carry-out, and catering. What better place than in Hell to get smoky barbecue done right? He'll be serving up his famous baby back ribs, beef brisket, pulled pork, pulled chicken, dogs, sausage, and so much more! In the meantime, you might be able to catch his mobile food truck here on some days while he's getting the building ready. 

DAMNATION UNIVERSITY

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Hell is home to the prestigious Damnation University. This institution of higher learning awards over 100 different types of degrees. Come receive your Dam U Diploma at Screams Souvenirs from Hell & Helloween. Start HERE

BE MAYOR OF HELL

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Elections are held when Hell
​freezes over, but people do have the opportunity to serve as mayor for a day. This unique honor makes a fun gift!

To reserve your day as Mayor of Hell, click HERE

PUTT-PUTT MINI-GOLF

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Come with friends and family to have an adventure on Hell's unique Putt-Putt golf course! Handicap accessible.

Adults, $6
Children under 12, $4
​Children under 4, FREE

Step into Screams Souvenirs from Hell & Helloween to get started.

GET MARRIED IN HELL

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After all, a marriage that starts in Hell has no place to go but up!

To reserve Hell's Chapel of Love, get started HERE

LOCKS OF LOVE BRIDGE

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Lock your love in on our infamous bridge with other damned lovers and throw away the key in the Hell Creek River! Locks can be purchased in Screams Souvenirs from Hell & Helloween or online HERE

BUY A PIECE OF HELL

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Become an official property owner of Hell, Michigan. Yes, you can buy your own square inch of Hell and become part of the elite group of individuals known as the Hell Landowner's Society. Give the unique gift of Hell to surprise that hard-to-shop-for person on your list! Find it HERE

SCATTERING YARD

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Celebrate their humor, or love for the area, by scattering their cremated remains here in Hell, Michigan. Ashes must be released by you in person. We charge $60 and you will receive a certificate by mail to commemorate the ceremony. 100% of the profits are used toward memorial flowers for Veteran gravesites across the US.

CANOE & KAYAK RENTAL

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Rent a canoe or kayak for the day. Paddle around Hell along a beautiful chain of lakes in the Pinckney Recreation Area. Start HERE

OFFICIAL POST OFFICE

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We BURN and SINGE every piece of mail.

Send your friends or family a postcard from our Official Hell Post Office inside Hell Hole Diner or send them out from inside Screams Souvenirs from Hell & Helloween.

BUS TOURS

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Bring your tour
​to Hell!

Call (734) 878-2233 for more information.

SMITTY'S HELL SALOON

Quench your thirst when in Hell at the newly renovated Hell Saloon. Plus live music, special events, and sinfully awesome food!

For their menu, Click HERE

What are you waiting for?
GO. TO. HELL.

Hell is a little town on it's way up. We hope you will make Hell your next travel destination. We are surrounded by 400 acres of beautiful campgrounds, biking and hiking trails, a chain of lakes and channels, recreational areas for picnics, and so much more! We back up to the Potawatomi trail, and to the beautiful Pinckney Recreation Area. Bring your family for a little bit of Hell on Earth.

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