WE'RE BAAACK IN FULL SWING!

Holy smokes, it's been an eternity! While we were enjoying some down time skiing hills of brimstone, and dipping ourselves in dams of damnation, some 300,000 (THOUSAND!) of you silly mortals have been watching TikTok lives of our very own mischievous musical man, Buddy Keys. While the late fall and winter tend to be slow on level one of Hell, the other eight realms are a helluva good time. Hey, even eternal beings such as ourselves need some raucous respite from a sinful season of entertaining you mortals.  As always, you can visit us again when that infernal ball of flame rides high in the big blue sky, and if you’re lucky in human time, you can catch Buddy aLIVE between the hours of 11:30 - 4:30.  If you miss him, you’ll just have to join the other some odd thousands of followers on TikTok. To think, even your human governance knew we were using TikTok to spread evil, but luckily it did not prevail. Besides that, you cannot say we’re not consistent. Because, although it’s sometimes painful, we will always return to the land of the living to serve you ice cream, help cover your unsightly forms in things called t-shirts (in a design WE approve of), crack sometimes inappropriate jokes, and entertain you. So, why are you still reading, instead of driving over here human!? 

Viva Hell!

Insincerely,
The Minions

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