Mayor Paul the great Purveyor of stories & beer
Always with a grin from ear to ear
As the Mayor of Hell
Great stories he’ll tell
Of his birthday celebration here!!
Paul was your typical good looking, blue-eyed, blonde boy with horn buds growing on top of his head – always getting into mischief & well known at the local hospital emergency room not sure if he should grow up being a Lil Devil or a Vampire. You only have to meet him to imagine what mischief he could conjure as a Cub Scout, Lifeguard, hockey player & Golf Caddy (caddied for A lot of guys from the Toronto Maple Leafs hockey team.....when they were GOOD..... Turk Broda, Eddie Shack, Conn Smyth, etc.....
A retired Engineer for the Devil, he is now recognized as the official Arm Chair coach for the Detroit Lions & Michigan Wolverines, as well as being the permanent fulltime Pool & Cabana Boy at Verandah Beach (duties there include serving drinks while rescuing toads & other critters from the pool).
Well known in south Windsor as “Mr. Fix-it”, with great imagination Paul can fix most anything except, maybe a lawn….. no job is too big or too small…..with the skill of an engineer, he can tune the Red Rocket & in no time have it revving & running smoothly for all those wintery blasts!! We are looking forward to him repair the squeak on the gates today and a few other things around Hell.
Years ago, Paul thought he was going blind and truly on his way to Hell……….., when one day in the shower with his hair full of shampoo, the power unexpectedly went out & immediately the water went cold……….little did he know at that time he would actually have his day in Hell, on March 16th 2013.
An accomplished Limerickist & storyteller, lover of children, animals, country music & beer, Paul is sure to govern Hell with humour & flair!! His horns have finally developed to their fullest and will find himself in a comfortable place governing in Hell today!